I had a dream. To one day be a fabulous gospel singing, Tony Award-receiving, philanthropist movie star.

I’m 50. I’m not.

As a child, I wanted to be a good Christian; I ended up a not-very-good gay. But I’ve learned a few things along the way.

If you are surprised about how your life ended up and horrified every time you accidentally point your camera app at your own face, we should be friends.